Dreams of a gaymer

Scene: A bar that is quite reminiscent of and stylized like The Sims.

I am at this bar and suddenly someone announces something like “grab a partner and go for it!” and suddenly everyone grabs another person and starts to have sex with them. I am looking around for someone and a really cute guy. i go up to him and ask if he would be my partner, he says yes, and then we go around looking for a place thats private. all the shower stalls are taken up (because we are all doing this in a giant bathroom at the bar for whatever reason.) so i go over to a bathroom stall and its empty. we go in and shut the door and he shoves out his wrist to my face. i start to kiss up his arm and then make-out with him. he then says “no, bite me, I’m going to turn you into a vampire.” i say “oh, ok!” and bite into his wrist. while I’m sucking the blood out of him he bites my neck and starts sucking my blood. the feeling of our blood being exchanged is one of the greatest feelings in my life, and i just keep sucking in bliss. then he pulls away from me and leaves to look around for someone, I’m left to change by myself. 

Scene: a giant battlefield that is like, and arena with all kinds of different stuff from star wars. 

Me and my family and a bunch of other people are fighting in this giant arena against the Empire. it’s an epic battle and eventually we win… i don’t remember too many details about this part, so thats what I’ve got lol.

Finally, a new dream! its a little weird though… like, really fucked up… well here we go!

Scene: My house

So its morning and i am headed out the door to go to school. my dad is here and i say bye and start walking to the bus stop. about half-way there I’m like “wait a minute, i have a car, duh, i haven’t taken the bus for 2 months. so i walk back to my house. when i get home, my dad is washing the cars. My car is gone so I’m like “where is my car?” he informs me that my mom took my car. so i say i don’t wanna drive the samurai so I’m gonna take my grandma’s car, which is at my house for some odd reason. But he says he needs to take it later so i can’t take it. therefore, i don’t have a car. so i head back to the bus stop.

Scene: On the bus

I’m on the bus and this guy gets on and sits next to me. he is kinda cute, but i don’t think much of it. then he asks me “you wanna get out of here? wanna go somewhere?” i say “no, i can’t… wanna do it here?” he says sure, so i reach over in his pants, but then a little girl walks up to us on the bus and starts talking to us, so we aren’t able to do anything.

Scene: in a car

So now i am in some family’s car with the guy that was trying to hook-up with me earlier. i think it may have been his family. we pull into this shopping complex and i see a gamestop and say i wanna go. there is a manicure place right next door and the girls all say they wanna go get their nails done, so we park and walk up to the stores. i keep walking and walk right into the manicure place not thinking about it, i say sorry and walk back out. i see the guy and the rest of his family headed upstairs to go to gamestop, but I’m thinking “its right here next door, where are you headed?” I’m like, whatever and head to the gamestop that is next door.

Inside the gamestop, its is really dark. the walls are all black and its filled wall to wall with used games, nothing new. I’m thinking “oh, this must be where they keep all the used games and the new ones are upstairs. There is also a hole in the wall like they have at banks where you can put in your used games and they go up to this like, booth thing where the employees watch over everyone from above. i think this is all kind of weird and out of place, but i know its gamestop so i trust it. i start to look around and find in a little box to my right a collection with Final Fantasy 1-10 on sale. I’m super excited but don’t have the money.

i keep looking around, and then suddenly its really late and they close up and they lock me inside. no one else is there and I’m stuck there, then all of the sudden I’m shoved through the game-trading hole and end up in this giant warehouse looking area, very reminiscent of the hell that Freddy is in from Nightmare on Elm Street. I stand there really scared and looking around for a way out, but then I’m taken to a dark room that is like a jail cell or something with another guy in there. i walk up to him and he grabs me and says “guess what i have?!” and starts undressing. i assume he means an STD and he is trying to force me to have sex with him so i get it, but then i realize he is talking about his HUGE penis. apparently he is supposed to impale me on it and kill me. for some reason though, he takes mercy on me and fake kills me instead. when the bad guys come to collect me i run out and they take the guy and start to shove him into a furnace to kill him for not doing his job. 

I run around in this giant warehouse and its like a huge maze. i find this section that looks like a hospital and i hide in one of the little “rooms” behind a divider. but then these like, zombies with creepy doll faces start to look for me. They are actually very reminiscent of Cie’th from Final Fantasy XIII. One of them finds me hiding and tells all the zombies where i am. then little rats with the same faces as the zombies surround me.

the zombies take me to a conveyor belt at the front of this giant warehouse. the employees talk to me about something and say their going to kill me. then more zombies come out from behind me on the conveyor belt to kill me. but then i start to grab the rats and rip their heads off to scare them. i kill about 5 of them and then the rats run away. i then find a large double-edged sword and start to sever the zombies heads, but there are just too many. then some guy (it might be the giant penis guy, it could be the guy from the bus, I’m not quite sure who it was) and distracts them all so i can escape. i run out of the warehouse and escape.

When i get back him i am scared shitless and go to bed to try and relieve my mind. i then wake up in the middle of the night to my grandma making really weird noises in the front room. i go out to check on her, but she looks different. she kind have a blue/purplish look to her. she kind of looks like she is from The Edge of Glory music video, but rotting. she starts to look at me weird and goes to attack me. i get out of the way and she runs back to the laundry room and stops there. i go after her and tell her she isn’t herself, she needs to relax. But she then slowly turns around and starts to attack me again. we fight a little bit then i throw her into the front room. she lands on the couch and i think i might have killed her by impaling her on the sword i found at the warehouse… idk for sure if i killed her or not though. then this overload guy, who kind of reminds me of Caius from Final Fantasy XIII-2, appears in my kitchen and tells me she has been possessed and i won’t be getting her back. he says that he will kill me somehow.

END

Scene: I’m watching a movie, perspective of the camera

The movie im watching is about some kind of church/summer camp that all these teenagers are at. Everyone is having fun and two of the girls there are dating and are making out. The leader of the camp… Lets call him bob, do not like that and break the up and tell them it’s not appropriate. Everyone at the camp say that is not fair and they should be able to do whatever they want, but they can’t say anything to bob. The last scene of the movie that I watch is of bob’s son having sex at the bottom of bob’s giant house on the campground.

I don’t like the end of the movie very much, so I end up, somehow, inside the movie. The same event with the girls happens, but as bob is talking to the girls about their relationship being wrong, I step in and tell him it is ok and he shouldn’t be telling the, what is right and wrong, everyone should be able to be with whoever they like. My mom then shows up (out of nowhere) and gets on bob about it too and gets him to leave the girls alone.

Later on in the camp bathroom, I get out of the shower and I see bob’s son in the bathroom. I realize that their son is a guy that is see on the way to Ai every once in a while, he goes to Ai too, somehow I know his name is Chris although ive never spoken to him before. In the bathroom we glance at each other and don’t think much of it, I think he is cute but I don’t think he feels the same. As I go to the mirrors to do my hair though, I look back over to him (cause he’s cute, ya know how that goes) and he is looking to. I quickly look away, and then try and catch a other glance, and he is still looking at me, and I turn back away again. I try to cover the fact that I am starting to smile cause there might be something there, and I walk around the corner back towards the showers and glance back quickly one more time, and he is still looking at me and smiling. I get around the corner and I start to get a huge smile on my face.

That night in bob’s house, the bob family is eating dinner and (I think) I am watching through their large bay windows, but they can’t see me. Chris is sitting there quietly and tells his parents that he is gay. They are outraged and start throwing things at him and chase him outside to the fire escape, I run after him to try and help him. We run down the fire escape with his parents following us, and finally we get away into the woods when his parents give up. We hug each other and the dream fades to black.

Scene: a bar somewhere in Seattle.

Me, Eri, Kor, and aar all walk into the bar and go up to order drinks, they order 3 bottles of vodka and 3 cartons of orange juice. I don’t get anything and I’m surprised that they don’t card me, but then as we start to leave the counter, they ask for our IDs. I am the only one who is not 21 so I just tell them as I show them my ID that I wasn’t planning on drinking anyway, and they said that’s alright. We head back to the table and Chris is there (yeah, the one from the previous dream, Bob the camp host’s son) and so is a girl who Aar is trying to date (I think it is someone who was at Bob’s camp too). Aar tries to sit next to Chris, but Kor throws her jacket in the seat before he sits to make Aar sit next to his girl and to make me sit next to Chris. We all sit next to our potential BF/GFs and have a great night at the bar.

Scene: my house

Something happened at my house but I can’t quite remember what it was… I think it had something to do with me and Chris coming home from the bar and laughing and going to my room… But im not quite sure, I can’t remember.

thedailyfeed:

Sweden may soon ban sex with animals.

The measure would outlaw the performance of sexual acts on animals unless they are done as part of the breeding practice. “We know that there is a great risk of the animals being used this way are harmed by it,” said Eva Eriksson, County Governor of Värmland, who has led efforts to ban the practice since 2009.

Sweden previously forbade sex with animals but it was decriminalized in 1944 as a part of a law that made homosexual sex legal. Surprisingly though, a ban on zoophilia has its detractors in Sweden.

Wow… They haven’t that already? Weird…

Scene: on a work trip with my mom

so were driving up north towards the seattle area and me and my sister and Mis are with my mom because we are going to a store opening with her. we get to our motel and we go inside. it is a really nice hotel room inside. its got a big living room, nice kitchen, nice furniture, a hallway leading to the like, three bedrooms, and a huge bathroom where half of it is taken up by the shower. its like an apartment more than a hotel. so we are getting ready to leave to go to winco and i want to take a shower before we leave.

so i go in the bathroom and get in the shower. I’m showering, its extremely huge as i said before. its like, the size of a typical hotel bathroom, but its just the shower. i decide that  i wanna jack-off, so i do that. while doing it, i notice that out the window behind me you can see into another hotel room and they are making a porn in there. i get up on a ledge that is in the shower and show my ass to the people making the porn, then i get down from the ledge and see that they were locking and they’re laughing. then i decide i wanna give them a bit of a show, so i try to show them that I’m jacking off, but they are back to there fucking, its seemingly an orgy video. 

i finish up jacking-off and get out of the shower, put my clothes back on, and head out of the bathroom where Mis is waiting and is like “what took so long?” i ignore the comment and walk to the front room where my grandpa is waiting and says something about how you can see the people next door making a porn through the window. 

Scene: Art Institute of Portland

I am at the Art institute for another pre-orientation. i ask if i need to be at this one cause i went to the last one and they say i do. so we all go down this hallway and its this large winding hallway decorated with all kinds of artwork which is rotated out quite often because i don’t remember it last time. we pass by this auditorium area where i thought the presentation was going to be but it is full and we are actually going to another auditorium around the corner. we go inside and find seats, idk where I’m going to sit when Jed calls me up cause he saw me. i reluctantly go up and talk to him, then leave asap and find a seat next to the people i met at the last pre-orientaiton. as the intro video starts i realize that my area of the auditorium is where all the loud kids sat. we are making all kinds of ruckus up there, and the administrators aren’t all that happy.

eventually we all quiet down except one kid who has music blaring really loudly. someone asks me to work on shutting it off cause i know how. i get it and its like, a camera, connected to and iPod (a version which i have never seen before, btw), connected to like, a speaker or something. i try all kinds of stuff to shut it off and it isn’t working and then, when i pull everything apart, it stops. then and administrator sitting by me says, “now where is your Mac so you can sync it” i say i don’t have it and she goes off on some rant about how she likes PCs better and is asking around for people who can work PCs. i say i can work on Macs and PCs, but she doesn’t listen. 

Scene: the hotel room from the dream before. 

I am in the shower again and i get up to the ledge and open the window. i lean out and get the people’s attention who are making the porn. i try and convince them to let me be in it cause i wanna get fucked.

END

Scene: some large house, like a vineyard house almost, i believe its can and les’s

Me and my family are all hanging out at can and les’s house and we are having fun. Les says something about them leaving to do to Disneyland soon and that they have two extra tickets. so me and cie go with them to disneyland, and we pull into the parking lot of disneyland, which is very small but seems to fit everyone, and we get out of the car. as were walking to the entrance i tell them that i will buy a ticket to california adventure if i have to because i want to see elecTRONica, that is my big reason for coming here. so we get in the gates and les says she might do that too after i explain what elecTRONica is. We are at disneyland… disneyladndy-ing lol 

Scene: my room

I am in my room and Rus is in there and is leaving to go outside to meet mis. but then call rus back into my room as he leaves and he comes back in. he goes over to one side of my room and i close the door behind him. he is kind of nervous/weirded out and is unsure of what I’m going to do. then i grab him and tell him “don’t worry, just relax, its gonna be fine.” i lay him on my floor, unbutton his pants, and i give him a blow job. 

oh boy, lots of interesting dreaming last night, hope i can remember this all accurately…

Scene: My house

I am in my house in the morning, getting ready for work and waiting for Mic to pick up my sister to go to orientation. when Mic gets here, they are all trying to get me to go but I’m like, “nah, i have work, its alright, don’t worry about me” but then i look out the window and notice more than just Ste and Mic are in the car… and they all look very familiar. i go out to the car and all of my friends are in the car and they are all headed to the beach to go quading. i suddenly have my riding helmet on for some reason, and i am leaning into the car saying “this isn’t fair, i wanna go with MY friends to the beach, not stay here and work, this isn’t fair!” i keep saying “this isn’t fair” over and over again. i go inside and I’m heading back to my room when suddenly… 

I wake up (Like, i real life, i actually wake up). Then i go back to sleep again and…

Scene: Some kind of tourist area in California (i think), almost like a wine tasting place

Me and my family are at some kind of tourist attraction, i think it is a wine tasting place. it is an outdoor place though because we are all standing at a counter there that is outside. some of us are tasting wine (I’m not, I’m just standing there watching…) and then my grandma tells my mom how i took her and my sister to dinner last night at Olive Garden and it was amazing. I’m worried that my mom is going to scold me for going to olive garden when i could gone somewhere cheaper, but she just stands there. Then…

Scene: Freeways in Portland

Me and a whole bunch of people are running on the freeways through a different version of Portland than in real life. the freeways are all twisting and go all different ways, its kind of cool. We are coming up on Portland because we haven’t actually gotten to the downtown section of portland yet. as we round the corner to get there, i pass the person in front of me, narrating my pass like were in a NASCAR race or something.We are all running and this traffic lady tells us to run in the bike lane not in the main lane of traffic. Then we suddenly have to take all these different winding paths to stay away from the cars and follow the running path on the freeway. we are going up stairs, taking alternate walkways, going back down stairs… its some confusing shit.

then we get to this point where there is a fork in the road and a lady says “this way if you want to lead the pan, this way if you just want to watch the competition. i don’t really wanna play in the competition and don’t care so much about leading, so i go to watch. as i climb down into this little alcove that they are playing this game in, i see this little hole in front of me down towards the ground. i sit on the step in from of it and look at it… and then realize there is another hole right beneath me in the step I’m sitting on. i spread my legs apart just in time and some kind of thing (a ball maybe?) comes flying through the hole I’m sitting above and tries to go through the one in front of me. i go down into the alcove, not wanting that to happen again, and i see my friends watching the guys who are trying to lead play this game. apparently they have to throw a heavy ball through the hole at one end, make it go through, then go through the hole at the other end. and then…

Scene: My house

I am at my house and have just woken up. i know i have to be at work at noon, so i sit at my computer and start to read an article talking about the race that we were all just in in my previous dream (anyone notice my dreams seem to have a lot of continuity?), almost like i zoomed out from my first person vision in the last team into my first person view in the current dream. As i am sitting there, i look at the clock and its suddenly like, 11:30. i am pissed because i swear that time like, fast forwarded or something. as i am running to the shower, i get a text from Jel telling me that i still owe him some obey. i ask how much and he says $15, i look through my wallet and say thats ok. he says he’ll be over soon and i get in the shower.

As i am in the show, Jel and 3 of his friends come in to the bathroom. they are all talking to me while I’m showering and start to mess around with the shower curtain. i joke around with them too, knowing they aren’t doing it to be mean. then one of his friends, who is quite pale, i think wearing all white, is very cute and… Might be a vampire? I’m not sure, but he reaches in and like, jokes like he is getting in with me. I’m like, “hey if your gonna joke around like that why don’t you just do it?”… and i say that cause he is quite cute :P. so he pulls his hand out almost like he isn’t doing it. then suddenly i hear someone get in the shower behind me. i start to turn around but he get right behind me and starts to caress my body. i try to continue with my shower, but i am starting to break because he just feels so good. i feel that he is naked behind me and starts to kiss my neck. i reach back and run my fingers through his hair and i throw my head back in ecstasy. I am beginning to get hard and am ready to turn around and jump his bones right there in the shower with everyone in the bathroom and everything, but then his mom shows up at my house and calls for him. he immediately gets out and I’m left with… well, an empty shower lol

As he gets his clothes back on, Mis opens the bathroom door and sees him half-naked and starts to make naughty, embarrassing jokes. they all start to leave, but i grab the last one as he is exiting the bathroom and pull him in the shower. by this time I’m all hot and bothered, so i need to relieve me… tensions. i lay him on the ground  in the shower and he is unsure what to do at first and struggles a bit, but then i pull out his dick and… get to work on it. he is loving it and so am i when…

END

•   Scene: my house… I think?

•   Hanging with kor, Han, maybe others, all have boyfriends

•   I’m wishing I had someone, jon texts me, says he can be over soon.

•   I’m really excited, get to meet him finally, try and give him directions to come over, plans end up falling through.

•   Scene: some neighborhood, don’t know where

•   Someone decides that we need to paint one section of the neighborhood red and one section of it blue, some kind of contest, like a video game (Crash Bash) almost

•   I start painting one section red (the road, the sidewalk, everything on the ground) and then someone yells at me from one of the houses

•   I start to run away from the person yelling, then he gets a gun. I run around one end of block, as I’m coming around the other he is there, try that tactic again, he’s there again.

•   I end up running away from that block to some persons house, walk in saying I need a place to hide, they let me come in and wait.

•   I end up saying I can do a favor for them by giving their sons head (or maybe I just say to the sons I can do them a favor, not involving the parents)

•   There are 3 sons, and older one, middle, and younger one. Older one has blonde hair and is REALLY cute. Middle has darker hair (brown or black?) and is cute too, and younger I don’t remember much about… At all

•   They all sit down on the couch and take off their pans, I start on the older and he has really big cock, I deep throat and I’m loving it. Play with middle as I’m on the older.

•   Something happens after, cant remember what, but I’m dating the older one, soo happy about it.

•   Scene: basement of the boys house

•   All sitting at table in basement, I’m doing some naughty stuff with someone at the other end of the room, ends up being the boys sister, but she has a penis… Weird, but thats what happened.

•   Sit back down at the table and my boyfriend isn’t happy with me, I try to go over and kiss him to make it better, but he’s pissed, we break up.

•   Kar is there, playing a weird, naughty version of hangman on white board. Parents walk in, talking to us, turn around and see game on whiteboard, not totally happy, leave the room.

•   I go home aft we eat

END

•   Scene: 100 story mall in new York?

•   Shopping with my grandma

•   Go up to floor 100, we shop

•   Go back down to floor 1, announcement about Victorias Secret show on roof, something about them wearing wings… Butterfly wings I think?

•   Mall closing soon, I go into bathroom

•   Guy in there flirts with me, I do naughty things to him

•   More and more guys come in, doing naughty things with them as well

•   Some kind of reference to Alice in Wonderland happens at some point, don’t remember exactly what it is…

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